No text today from the NHS. Amusingly, GOV.UK have texted me with the same content that the NHS sent me at the start of this blog but with an added bit that the government would like me to fill in a survey to see if I need help.

Yeah, won't be doing that. I'll deal with my NHS texts but given you're twelve days or so behind the game, government, and more pointedly, six days after the arrival of my letter, your help is a bit late in coming. Custer mean anything to you, Sparky? ...